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Fun Stuff at Steak & Shake

lol on our way home from New York we stoped at steak and shake...

the kids menus had these story things where you are sposed to have the person next to u say a verb or noun or whatever it tells u...

so heres our storys hahah (the italisized and bold words are the ones we filled in)

1) Written by Mike and Shannon
A Manly man came into steak n shake, removed his green underwear, and said in a gayass voice, "i am gourmet, and i want to eat 10 bowls of dick with x-tra cum on top. To drink i want a ton of pussy fluid" The guy at the grill fuck-ed with his bowtie and said"how about a steakburger and a milk shake?" "stupid idea," said the gourmet, piss-ing with happiness.

2) Written by me jen n chris
A big, well dressed lady with a giant dick on her head came run-ing into steak n shake."Hello, all youwonderful vaginas, Im here to present the award for the City's best sweatshirt" She opened a house, took out a bed, and handed it to a little server. "heres your trophey. Congradualtions," she said, applauding and excitely jump-ing. Then she went back outside, got in her chair and left.


lol i always have fun when im with the family =)

New York Madness!!!!

sooo ive been in Ellicottville New York since Thursday in Holiday Valley for skiing…fun fun
lol but its been “festive”
first of all bc of how many ppl are here

~in condo 12
me dad paul janet Madison n mason
~in condo 10
since thursday-jen chris Kirsten mike chris tyler Shannon craig
since Friday- “” + Kelly and Tim
since Saturday- “” +Kelly yearick and her bf

and there are these diary things that your sposed to write about your stay in the condo in

our entrys our pretty sweet hahahahahha lmao here they are word for word:

2/14/08 – Condo is great! However, our 1st night the boiler broke and the downstairs hallway was flooded and we had no heat :( And…our keys wouldn’t open the outside storage closet. Luckily we knew the people next door and we used their storage. Besides that everything has been wonderful!
-The Rohrs
-The Finleys
-Baus -sherman
-Yearick
-Chaido & Slattery
-Boesel


2-16-08
The condo is still great, however when we went to wash our clothes we discovered only about 20 minutes later the washer hose was not attached. So now that the floor was almost dry from the boiler it is now soaked again. We fixed it. And I’m glad we all have our snow boots, because anytime we go downstairs we have to put them on!

-Yearick -Boesel Rohrs -Sherman -Chaido& Slattery -Baus Finleys

2-16-08
Dear Diary,
it is now 10:15 and we are afraid to go downstairs because the heat in our room does not work.
We also forgot our boots down stairs and ran out of dry socks. However our 1yr. is stuck down there and doesn’t know how to swim so we may never see her again. We hope she doesn’t freeze or drown to death!!!

Pray for us
Rohrs Finleys Baus’ -sherman

The Rohrs are upstairs and they are working on another kid since theirs is stuck in the flood, We are still enjoying ourselves!


2-16-08

10:38 -I an very scared my son just came back from skiing came up to say hi took off his shoes and unknowly ran downstairs.

P.S. I haven’t heard from him since

-Baus -Rohr -Finley –Sherman

P.S.S.He did take swim class in school!

2-17-08
· 1am…. our friends just got here 2 hours ago-it took them 12 hours from New York City! They made good timing.

· at 1:15 a.m. I did turn on the radio at a low setting so as not to disturb the sleeping children and as I walked away to pick up my beer there was a sudden change in the volume it was noticeably louder and as it woke the freezing child we discovered she was barely hanging on to life so thanks to all who prayed
p.s. Jen & Chris can wait to make another child!
Thanks

· 1:27 all the socks are wet!!!

· 1:45 – we are trying to play the “asshole” game and we were rudely interrupted by the dishwasher.…..and the game resumes!

· 2:00a.m.We were so upset about all the mishaps from the condo during a friendly game of cards we almost threw down! this is not ok I hope we don’t kill each other.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I LOVE SKIING
and our Ghetto^ass Condo!
that we love!

2:30am
Fuck …. Now we are out of fucking toilet paper!

PS crabs are jumpey fuckers!

Red Lobster

(crossed out with a big X)
The heat of the meat is not proportionate to the angle of

(crossed out with a line)
The heat of the m

(normal)
The angle of the dangle is not proportionate to the heat of the meat ….. is fucked up by the broken heater!

-and we have fucking fly’s

2-17-08
Condo was great beside the fan on the boiler that kept me up threw the night. And everything else that was said.

2-17-08
it is the last night and the condo had its ups and downs but we did have a good time over all!
Baus Sherman Finley Rohr

2-17-08
I had a great time during this trip. We did a lot of things, had a lot of fun, and learned new things. It was like a soap opera with all the problems in the condo: several floods, non working utilities, and no quick service when it comes to fixing them. still, I had a great time and will come back.
Paul Sherman

2-17-08
The condo was great except for the Great Flood and the interruptions during our card game… skiing was a ton of fun- will have to try snowboarding next year- except when it started raining…~but the repair services suck…& I think that we should be aloud to go in the pool/hottub at the hotel.
-Errrka Sherman

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anddd none of that prolly made any sence but o well haha it was great....

~thursday we got there-i got drunk(paul was pissed because he missed it)
~friday i had a hangover but fun skiing
~saturday got completly wasted (thanks to the game asshole)(again paul was fucking pissed because he missed it n still has never seen me drunk) =)
~sunday i had the worst hangover in my life! n then had an awsome time skiing with abby n then mike n paul n the twins n craig

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im soo happy to be home i missed everyone and matt soo much =P

~erika

forever ago to my twinny

sooooo guess wht!!!!!!!!!
budha budha budha
sounds lik u said putah!!
well maybe i said budha putah!
well yea bc u nooo budha went to putah to get blueberry pudding!
nd budha road a panda to balese to see putah
because putah is budhas favorite pfriend
nd budha like pudding thts blueberry from putah
DUHHHHHHHHHH EVERYBODY NOS THT!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahah lmao iluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu twiny we r deffinatly special nd ur friend dustin orr his friends or i hav no FLUCKING clue who it was but whts his face thinks im weird GRERRR thts not nice!!! i think hes jus jealous of my specialness nd special skills at making up realyyyyyy intresting convos (or at least half the time...the rest ther jus kinda pointless nd involve alot of swearing to budha putah the makers of blueberry pudding...(nd coming soon putah borrowed blackberrys from budha nd his panda ahhhh))) soooo u no u love me nd even tho we got completly lost trying to find the DLAMN lake tht we didnt find n jus drove fer 2 hours fer no reason n ended up visiting megan nd wht not (funstuff) nd not watching a scary movie but the dark really scares me grrrrrr n guess wht nuthin i jus said made NE sence at allll hahaha i winnnnnnnn hahaha sooo guess wht we learned today!!!:
1)never take directions from ryan
2)never let errrka hav excedrin bc she gets hyper n starts goin off bout budha
3)its my party n ill cry if i want to
N4!!MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
derrrrrr hahahahahaha iluuuuuu mk im done
HAPPY BIRFDAY MY DEAR TWINNY (( nd u better come up to canton fer myn mmmk? mk. good))) ♥♥♥Erika♥ the budhist putist cutist twiny in the worldd haha iluuuuu
MICHAEL JACKSON(is weird duhh)