i learn from my wifeyy

lol 2 things ive learned from maggie:

1) that saying "love is blind" is SOOO true!! haha

&

2)if she makes me mad i just hav to threaghten to divorce her! lol


ilu maggie...jus dont make me divorce u

n r date today was sooo much fun haha except when the car guy found us in grinders!!
hehehehe im sooooo glad my hot neighbor was outside today!!!! =)

Animal Stories: Y things happen

sooo over the summer me and maggie were suposed to meet jason and justin at jasons house at i think 7AM because we were going to eat breakfast and then leave for cedar point

but me and maggie were running a little late!...but we had a PERFECTLY good reason for this!! :

there were these evil giraffes! and they came in through maggies bedroom window (because giraffes have reallyyy long necks of course) and they were attacking us!!!! =O so we had to get the gorrillas to come save the day by fighting away the giraffes but then the gorillas wouldnt leave and be happy untill we rewarded them with bananas...but see we didnt have any bananas!

so we had to drive to the store, buy some bananas, and give them to the gorillas...and then we got ready and came right over! =D




n then maggie was trying to talk to me online when:

a spaceship flew down from waaaaaaay above...
and little mexican aliens came out onto the beach(thats where they landed)
and the dolphins brought them to maggies house!
where they went upstairs (without maggies aprooval of course!)
and they said either buy us burritoes or were kicking you offline!
so she naturally said "no i will not buy u a burritoe!
and they kicked her offline =P
and then the dolphins took them away so she could get back online


hahahahhaha omg!!! this is why i love my wifeyy

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nd random story of the day...

chris AGAIN notice n was like errrka did ur boobs get bigger?!
n i was like yes chris this is the 10th time this year uve noticed
tht my boobs are bigger/actually existing hahah =P

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ahhhh soo im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo super excited for this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me and maggie are going to columbas n its gona be uhmazinggg!!! woot woot lol =D

<3erika

randomness for sure

lmao so me my brother and my dad went to the bowling alley so see my sister n her friends

wer talking about random things and paul says

Paul: (talking about chinese year animal things to dad) did you know that Rosie (our dog) is a dog!
Dad: no i had no fucking clue i thought she was a opossum!
Me: lmfao (i <3 my family)


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and mr scholl made a mathmatical equation proving women to be evil...

women = time X money

time = money

women = money X money
women = money^2 (pretend thts a sqaured sign

money = square root of evil
money^2 = evil

women = evil

....im still waiting for the equation showin that men = assholes but for somereason he still hasnt found one =P

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i fucking hate being grounded but its all too easy to get on teh computer w/o mom noticing lol

<3Erika