i bought a book

for the days that have already passed in the daily book of positive quotations...

"One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things."

"Sometimes our fate resembles a fruit tree in the winter. Who would think that those branches would turn green again and blossom, but we hope it, we know it."

"People don't just get upset. They contribute to their upsetness."

"When i hear somebody sigh that life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"

"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs."

"You got to be careful if you dont know where your going, because you might not get there."

"I ask not for a lighter burden but for broader shoulders."

"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."

"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity."

"There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the years course. Even a happy life cannot be without the measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness."

"Start by doing what is necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible."

"They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas."

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

"Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow."

Rescue

Relax - Take 10 deep breaths. Inhale deeply and exhale slowly.

Exercise - Learn some basic yoga techniques or just take a 10 minute walk.

Smile - Think of a happy time. It is near impossible to keep frowning while smiling and laughter stimulates the production of mood enhancing endorphins.

Calm - Let your imagination take you to a calm and tranquil place that exudes peace, serenity and beauty.

Use Your Lunchbreak - Take time out for yourself. A walk in the park, especially if it is sunny, can do wonders for your mood. It will help you work more efficiently in the afternoon too.

Escape - If you are able to, walk away. Removing yourself from a stressful situation can give you time to restore some perspective.

Rest In Peace

I Love you Aunt Rita

remember this

A good rule off thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error
-Dennis Miller

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The hardest part of loosing someone is realizing that they are not coming back.

wow haha

i just read through these and a lot of them were really dumb, or random...

Gotta Pee

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect
the worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''